[memoir] sexual aerobics gone too far: a tale of it hurts to walk
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
What do you mean my week off is over? What do you mean I have to get ready for work?! Nooooo!!
What do you find disgusting?
SOGGY BREAD. WHY. UNACCEPTABLE TEXTURE WRONGNESS!!! THERE IS NO. NEED.
Horrendous textures in general actually. I can only eat certain yogurt - it’s not supposed to be very runny!! HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT SLOP.
Also body/medical stuff, I can’t watch things like Embarassing Bodies - I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR PUSTULOUS RASHY MOTTLED WEEPING SAGGY BURGEONING CAVERNOUS DISAPPEARING FLESH BODYPARTS. And who the fuck lets themselves be filmed for One Born Every Minute?? Are you fucking kidding me I would want to kill anyone who saw me in that state. And WHY during c-sections do they stuff KITCHEN ROLL in the GAPING ABDOMEN?? It sets my teeth on edge something rotten - KITCHEN ROLL IS NOT FOR INSIDE SKIN :(((( And sick; I cannot deal with vomit.
Tldr; I have texture issues.
Morally/societally - mostly people hurting/lacking respect for themselves, others and their surroundings, in various ways.
Also new-build houses - would it kill you to make that shit pretty? See also - BUILT-IN WARDROBES: A TALE OF I WILL RIP IT OUT AND BURY YOU IN IT.
… I like to rant.